You become someone else for the holidays
Eating, drinking, toasting everyday
You lose all inhibitions for the holidays
Everybody celebrates in their own way
Ill take a bit of this, a touch of that
And a smidge of this thing too
And a tiny sliver of this pumpkin pie
Well Ive had five grande lattes
And sixteen espressos too
Ill lick the batter off this beater
Gee this frosting cant get sweeter
Oh I love everything about the holidays
Id like to raise a glass, or two, or ten
Oh I hate everything about the holidays
When will all this stress and chaos every end?
Ill put some tinsel here, a bauble there
A wreath around the dog
Oh the neighbors will be jealous that’s for sure
My plate is filled with cookies, ice cream,
toffee, tarts and fudge
Man that turkey looks horrific
But this broccoli tastes terrific
I drink plenty of nog for the holidays
And since no one likes it here, theres more for me
Ive got breakfast and lunch in my purse right here
And I’m eating like a king all week for free
You become someone else for the holidays
Eating, drinking, toasting every day
So take care of yourself through the holidays
And make sure that you’re protected all the way
